I have nothing smart to say

shock:

completely serious, tumblr should’ve been 16+ to begin with anyway. tumblr was incredibly detrimental to my mental health before i was an adult long enough to navigate it much differently. if you’re under 16 i would take this chance to engage with your interests & peers in a different and more constructive, positive way. 

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orochislayer:

me: oh boy i cant wait to go adventuring in the hit game skyrim :)

skyrim npc: You There! Go To Bitch Motherfucker Redoubt For Me And Slay The Zombies Draugr Within And I Shall Reward You Handsomely With 35 Gold And A Beer

Quest Added: Lost Secrets of Bitch Motherfucker Redoubt

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nirantar:

cisyphus:

Slurs are not oppressive because they are offensive, they are oppressive  because slurs by nature of being slurs draw upon certain power dynamics  to remind their target of his/her/their vulnerability in a certain relation to power and as an extension of that, to threaten violence and exploitation of that vulnerability.

THANK YOU

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justsomeantifas:

look, I’m not against veganism, I don’t give a shit what you eat, I just think we should focus our energy on changing how nations and corporations act, rather than policing individual people’s diets. Individual people’s diets will change when they’re structurally able to change them.

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gamoraisaliveandwell:

valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over

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shingojira:

god i hope first party sony developers recreating gifs becomes a trend

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thescotchinthenorth:

arthicat:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

Can someone explain this to me?

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

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lmaonade:

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

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